americasthoughts:

zamii070:

How can I be Captain America when everything is from china?!

I KNOW THAT FEEL CAPTAIN

I KNOW IT CAP

mihawkes:

pother:

vvelvvet:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

so calm as they get doused 

Why

Ms. Frizzle’s class probably had to bring the craziest permission slips home for their parents to sign.

the-milk-eyed-mender:

The best way to win a boy’s heart is to brew a love potion of rainbows and sunsets that makes true lovers sprout wings and fly to a magical castle in the sky, where they get married and eat clouds with spoons and use stars as ice cubes in their moonlight punch forever and ever and ever!!!!

im crying right now!